He is orange. He cannot seem to use the English language very well. He does like birds do. He tweets. All the time.
As the time of 45 at the helm drags on, I am becoming more and more convinced that he is an alien. Not like an alien as used in immigration terms, but a real alien, like one of those in the Men in Black movies.
It is time he showed us his birth certificate. And his tax returns.
Perhaps it is some kind of mind control technique akin to his particular alien species that has convinced so many good Americans that he actually had plans to help them. Fox news has beamed the alien mind control into American homes so that millions are infected. What other reasonable explanation is there? Surely no one in their right mind could ignore the "grab them by the pussy" remarks, watch the mocking contortions of the disabled and believe the lie after lie after lie after lie the alien spits out day after day.
Those infected need to remember: America is great. It always has been. Don't let the charlatan ruin it.
