Sunday, June 25, 2017

Show Me the Birth Certificate. The Long Form!

     He who shall not be named came to political popularity advocating the conspiracy theory that his predecessor was not born in the United States.  Never mind that the guys mom was a white woman from Kansas and he was born in Honolulu Hawaii verified, even by the medical staff who were there. Despite those facts, He who shall not be named....okay, that is tedious, I will name him. I will call him Trumpamort,
      Trumpamort persisted in pushing the lie and only finally admitted in September 2016 that he was incorrect. Our former president was one hundred percent American Citizen. Trumpamort said so, finally.
      It is an old adage that a good offense is the best defense.  Based on Trumpamorts insistence on spreading the lie, I would like to propose a theory of my own:

TRUMP was not born in the United States.   He is an alien. An alien out to destroy the world.

I base this theory on these facts:
-his skin color is orange.
-he has difficulty communicating in the English language(read conservative columnist George Will's examination of this problem)
-he has special tweeting ability to spread hate and discord
-he has the ability to brainwash ordinary Americans into voting for him despite the fact that his rich man's agenda is detrimental to their own well being.  Somehow he has convinced millions to cut off their nose to spite their face.
-he has single-handedly put the entire Earth in jeopardy by pulling out of the Paris climate agreement.

      If you have watched Third Rock from the Sun you know that what I am telling you here is possible, and I say, probable.

      If he was born here, I want to see his birth certificate.    All Americans need to demand to see the alien's birth certificate.  And make sure its the long form And it better not say Area 51 as his home town! Or Orangeman as his ethnicity!
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